Dan: Worked with Kirby to make obedience Olympic team for Sydney Games.

Karen: Toured with Irish Tenors as roadie, procuring meals and liquor for hefty tenors.

Anina: Led Corgis in Tae Bo workouts.

Tara: Traveled back and forth to San Francisco as Haillee's escort (not, as previously reported, as a drug courier).

Trevor: Started own cult.

Wally: Ghostwrote Reagan biography, inserting self in action as "the heartbreakingly-handsome Welsh Spaniel."

Elli: Toured with "Frantic Cattle Dogs on Ice" summer professional figure skating tour.

Kirby: Named fragrance in his new line of cosmetics, "Champion," after himself.

Haillee: Following a number of triumphant visits to San Francisco, was given the key to the city in a ceremony presided over by Mayor Willie Brown.

Tally: Learned to samba in bid to win International Ballroom Dancing contest.

Phinn: Stayed out of vet's office. Temporarily held in police custody on suspicion of involvement in recent slew of rodent murders.

Gracie: Self-published book of poetry. Delighted in purchase of Tara's new Quadruple Sleep Tyrant Godhead Emperor-sized bed.

Bernie: Showed up promptly for each meal, leading to luxuriously sleek coat.